Friday, June 1, 2012

Q-17

What is so con-demn-ocratic about Manmohan Singh offering to quit if charges in the Coalgate are proved ?

a)  Training is complete. Man! he is parroting lines like a natural

b)  He is offering to quit as Prime Minister......Is he?

c)  Why can't he just be frank and admit that he needs all the coal to keep the South Block warm
     for Chhote Sarkar

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Q-16

What is so con-demn-ocratic about Manmohan Singh, in a press conference, saying that wrongdoings/scams are  by-products of coalition politics ?

a)  Husband is spine-less. Wife is conscience-less. Raja, Vilas, Ashok, Suresh, Sharad grow up as 
     scums, nee scams, because they are orphans despite having parents; by-products of the great
     Indian coalition

b)  Sonia should not be accused because she is not in the government. She is only the power
     behind the throne. Manmohan Singh should not be accused because wrong-doings/scams are
     by-products of coalition politics

     BOSS ! WHOM ARE THEY KIDDING ? THE GENTLE SARDAR IS MAKING CH-T- - -
     OF THE COUNTRY (For public consumption, the word is 'chutney')

c)   Friends, Indians, countrymen ! Mubarak ! An Egyptian is out of work and looking for a job.
     What say you ? (Poor Egyptian people - they do not know what their revolution for democracy 
     will get them into)

Monday, January 31, 2011

Q-15

What is so con-demn-ocratic about Rahul Gandhi saying that incidents such as those of Nanded (burning alive of Additional Collector, Yashwant Sonawane) should not be repeated ?

a)  BOFORS was never repeated; FODDER was never repeated; CHURHAT was never repeated;
     ADARSH will never be repeated; COMMONWEALTH will never be repeated; 2G will never 
     be repeated

b)  Crime is like a dynasty. Faces change

c)  Honesty should never be repeated

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Q-14

What is so con-demn-ocratic about the Maharashtra Government arresting 200 people connected with kerosene adulteration racket, within hours of the tragedy of Additional Collector Yashwant Sonawane being burnt alive?

a)  Police custody & Government protection will ensure that they are kept away from the potential
     wrath of angry mobs & potential disclosures to the media

b)  Only if they are on its payrolls or if it is on their payrolls, would it have been possible to be in  
     possession of the names, addressess & whereabouts for such an immediate action

c)  For all his honesty, Yashwant Sonawane was a square peg in a hole where cricket is
     adulterated with politics, politics is adulterated with crime, crime is adulterated with
     business & business is adulterated with cricket

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Q-13

What is so con-demn-ocratic about Sonia Gandhi asking Congress Ministers to give up discretionary powers?

a)  It is akin to expecting carnivorous animals to subsist on grass & leaves

b)  Can she give up Quattrochi to the CBI?

c)  Can the Central Government give up control over the CBI and allow it to function in a fair
     and just way?

Monday, January 3, 2011

Q-12

What is so con-demn-ocratic about the report by Central Building Research Institute (CBRI) that says flats at the 2010 Commonwealth Games Village, each sold for Rs 2 crores, are so shoddily built that their life span may not be more than 20 years ?

a)   It should not have taken a CBRI report for us to believe. The fact that Kalmadi or any of his  
     Organising-Committee colleagues or officials of DDA or the Chief Minister of Delhi or her 
     ministerial colleagues or for that matter former Chief Minister of Maharashtra Ashok
     Chavan or his relatives or senior officials of Army etc do not own any of those flats, should 
     have raised our suspicions

b)  CBI may refuse to lay its hands on this case since all evidence stands to collapse & get
     destroyed after 20 years, thereby hampering its investigations further into it

c)  We are unnecessarily being cynical. Should we expect the Taj Mahal in Rs 2 crores, that can 
     stand the ravages of time? 20 years is good enough life-span. There are flyovers and bridges 
     that have collapsed while under construction

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Q-11

What is so con-demn-ocratic about the conviction in a trial court of Dr Binayak Sen?

a)  We are dealing with naxalism by 'trial' & 'error'

b)  If all those voicing their opinion against the judgement are India's intellectuals, does it mean
     that those who have delivered the judgement lack intellect?

c)  Had this verdict happened in China, Dr Sen would have been conferred the Nobel Peace Prize